Blogger is apparently down, but I have something to say and I won't be deterred.
On FB, my real FB not the page for this site, a friend posted they need to accomplish something before the big 3-0. So here is my list for all you kiddos that are looking to make your mark in life.
Rob a bank.
Go on a shooting spree.
Burn a village of indigenous people in some dirt water country.
Streak the Superbowl.
Make a porno and show to a gathering of world leaders.
Throw poo at the monkeys at the zoo.
Grow weed and sell it.
Go to a job interview all Charlie Sheen'ed.
Operate heavy machinery under the influence of an OTC medicine.
Wreck a flash mob.
Run a marathon...naked.
Hold your breathe until you pass out while riding a motorcycle.
Have a kid.
Eat said kid.
Steal a yacht.
Sink a yacht.
Jump off a balcony.
Delete all your friends on FB, then add complete strangers.
Follow random strangers around the mall.
