Dish Hopper

Have you seen the Dish Hopper commercial with the parents and the little girl?

No?

Here.



So I have a question, why do the parents fear the child so much?

No child should be allowed to be able to act in such a way, especially towards the childs own parents or any adult for that matter.

But, what if the child is some demon spawn that would burn the house down just to prove a point?

This clearly must be it.  The parents are terrified of the child and the possible ensuing terror that will be wrought upon them for the accidental erasure of the hell spawns favorite show.

The kangaroo is a construct by the hell spawn to communicate to the parents in a way that is appeasing to them.